What better way to welcome a new Porsche model...

Kinja'd!!! "Maddox Kay" (thestigssocalcousin)
06/06/2014 at 00:35 • Filed to: None

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Than to configure the most obnoxious and obscenely priced one that you can. Here's your $110,500 Macan Turbo, complete with $3,500 911 Turbo wheels, $3,600 brown paint and a $900 painted key fob.


DISCUSSION (23)


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 00:37

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That's dangerously close to many an Opponaut's dream wagon. Just chop the roof a few inches and put in a manual tranny and it would be worshiped.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 00:38

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Is that thing closely related to the Q5? Because I kinda like those...


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > CRider
06/06/2014 at 00:42

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I think some Opponauts will be feeling very conflicted since the Macan's brown paint costs exactly as much as an NA Miata in decent condition.

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Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
06/06/2014 at 00:42

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IIRC it shares a basic platform but only about 30% of the actual parts with the Q5


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 00:45

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Somehow I find the Porsche every-small-option-costs-a-giant-amount policy depressing. If Porsche really took care of customers when they ran into trouble, that might help.


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > NotUnlessRoundIsFunny
06/06/2014 at 00:51

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Base Porsches can be decent values if you stay away from the options. That is a HUGE if especially when dealers order the cars with crap on them just to extort more money from customers.


Kinja'd!!! NotUnlessRoundIsFunny > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 00:53

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You make a good point. Probably the way to maximize your fun per dollar, Porsche-wise.


Kinja'd!!! Supercharged-V8-Jag > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 01:03

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What the hell is this color called? Hearing aid brown?


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > Supercharged-V8-Jag
06/06/2014 at 01:07

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"Aurum"

It means "Only idiots pay $3600 for this" in German.


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 02:23

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If they mimicked the Cayenne and built a 6MT version with the 3.6L V6 and priced it at $45k, I *may* get interested..


Kinja'd!!! Aya, Almost Has A Cosmo With Toyota Engine Owned by a BMW. > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 04:12

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Aurum is Gold (Au). It's not look like gold tough..


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 07:35

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What is the difference between a Macan and a Cayenne?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CRider
06/06/2014 at 07:51

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PDK is the one gearbox I'd be willing to settle for over manual.


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > Saracen
06/06/2014 at 09:47

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You're planning on unloading the Golf R in favor of TDI and fun car, right?

*fellow socal audiziner*


Kinja'd!!! Maddox Kay > thebigbossyboss
06/06/2014 at 09:47

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Macan is smaller, sportier


Kinja'd!!! Saracen > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 10:44

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that's thae plan at the moment. Though right now house hunting is my priority..


Kinja'd!!! CRider > Jayhawk Jake
06/06/2014 at 14:58

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But if you were buying a Porsche with both options, which would you choose?


Kinja'd!!! Jayhawk Jake > CRider
06/06/2014 at 15:03

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Depends on which Porsche I suppose, and my current situation.

It would be a tough decision, but I think I'd pick manuel on a Boxster, Cayman, or 911, and a PDK on the Panamera/Cayenne/Macan. If I had another manual car in the stable and planned on using the Porsche for trackdays/autocross, I'd pick PDK.


Kinja'd!!! I'll take 911 RS for $5000 > Maddox Kay
06/06/2014 at 22:04

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I saw one on the road about a week ago and it caught me completely by surprise. I was surveying the opposing traffic while stopped at a light. Upon seeing the front I thought "Ugh, another Cayenne." Further reflection caused me to realize it wasn't quite that big. At that point it had passed, so I didn't get a great look, but it is surprisingly nice looking for a small SUV.


Kinja'd!!! 153624 - Straight Six > thebigbossyboss
06/07/2014 at 22:07

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As far as I can tell, Cayenne = Q5 = Tiguan, Macan = Q7 = Touareg.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > 153624 - Straight Six
06/07/2014 at 22:08

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Macan is even bigger? Mother of god!


Kinja'd!!! 153624 - Straight Six > thebigbossyboss
06/07/2014 at 22:16

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No. I'm an idiot. I got it the wrong way around. I'm leaving it for posterity though.


Kinja'd!!! thebigbossyboss > 153624 - Straight Six
06/07/2014 at 22:17

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Hahahaha.